Love is accepting the other's fart for what it is, noise, smell and all. Not more, not less.
Sacrifice is taking the blame when the other farts.
Organised crime is one outputting a louder but innocuous fart, one outputting a silent but deadly fart, the third blaming an innocent bystander and the fourth orchestrating the crew and calling the shots.
Support is joining the farting person in their farting efforts without the intent to compete.
Competition is feeling compelled to fart louder, or stinkier, or output a series of fart batches.
Everything is about farts, farts are about poop, and poop is about what you ate.